Seems the cavern of Citi Field has sucked up all the home run production - the Mets need a stimulus plan (is Morgana the Kissing Bandit still around?) David "Mister" Wright not only is last on my squad with just 5 HR, his slugging percentage is awful. CUT.Conversely, the new Yankee Stadium is giving up home runs faster than Goldman Sachs can make money appear from nowhere - I will pick up Mark "Que sera" Teixera (think of the Lisa Lisa with Full Force featuring Cult Jam pronunciation) and his 22 HR.
I will admit to being a "buy-and-forget" investor this season, and it kills me to cut a Met, but this isn't about fandom - it is about winning the HOME RUN CONTEST.
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