Big Papi out for a month-or more

Red Sox slugger David Ortiz maybe done for the year after suffering tendon sheath damage to his wrist - he will go on the DL immediately.

His extended absence plus the possessor of a body type that doesn't age well (Vince would know), Vince drops Ortiz and his 13 home runs immediately.

Vince will then take the comeback story of the decade, Texas Ranger outfielder Josh Hamilton, who has already put 16 in the seats.

Chase Utley cannot continue to be this hot, can he? I don't think so, hence Josh...