"On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again."

While both teams should be embarrassed for not having any of the top HR hitters in the league thus far, team GT is off to a particularly slow start.

GT remembered how the move of his franchise to SC mid-season last year got them out of their slump and propelled them to yet another championship. As a result he has decided to move the team and family to Raleigh, NC. Exact date is still unknown, but likely after the all-star break.

In the meantime GT needs to pay a little more attention to baseball, which is difficult with these NBA playoffs.

Utley and Uggla lead majors in homeruns

Our Mid May Update has surprises for us as the U-Two pace the league in dingers.

Phillies 2B Chase Utley (right, Getty Images) rips covers to the pace of 13 pokes in just 150 at-bats, while the surging Marlins two-bagger Dan Uggla is third in the game with 11 dongs.

Neither Vince nor Greg rips the covers off of anything but the latest Maxim magazine, but Vince has an early lead as Greg's early picks have yet to heat up.

Vince: Pujols 7, Ortiz 7, Dunn 6, Pena 8, Wright 7 = 35

Greg: Arod 4, Fielder 5, Howard 7, Holliday 6, Konerko 5 = 27